University of Virginia Needlepoint Bottle Opener by Smathers & Branson 27 If your pant waist is

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5 fluid ounces

If you're the type of bird or chap who loves to watch the ponies run

When you're ready to get cozy on the couch

You'll always feel like dancing

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